Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Seek and Ye Shall Find Us


You guys never fail to amaze and amuse us. That's right, when the going gets rough or we're dead tired all we need to do to get a revival is to read our email, look at the pictures you've sent us and now... check out the search terms used to find this blog. You're killing us.

So, here they are, served up just they way you like 'em - fresh and piping hot on DressThatMan's blog.

The list of the latest search terms that found us are here:


sleazy specimen

ugliest leisure suit known to man

dress me up and dress me down sexy

pimp may wife

revealing clothes for men

men who check their zipper

which type of rubber burns longest

grab man clothing

men who like mens feet

down grab pull peek look

little man big ass

hide yourself on the net

and the one that made us laugh the loudest recently

:: insert drum roll here ::




funky daddy passion pants




Friday, February 03, 2006

Angels Flight Pants & Disco Clothes for Men

Man, oh man! We're busy behind the scenes collecting some major stash to keep you retro men happy long into 2006 and beyond. Thanks to the fabulous groupies we've acquired, we're getting hooked up with some primo stuff.

We've got more deadstock - never been worn before - brand NEW old vintage stock from the 1970's coming back at ya like a sharp smack on the azz, or... the back... if we're talking about retro 70's shirts.

There's so much good stuff to come that is currently being cataloged and prepped for addition to the store - where do we start? How about if we just let you in on one special deal of what's in store for the DressThatMan.com store? Aside from a bunch of groovy wide funky mens neckties...

Here it is:
We've got a limited amount of Men's Angels Flight Pants that are brand new with the tags attached, baby. Plus, they aren't tiny 30" waist and under sizes either... so, it doesn't get better than that. Angels Flight brand disco clothes were one of THE brands that were sought after in the 70's. Finding the Angels Flight/Angel Flight label unworn is a mighty hard act to follow. Watch for these SUPER RARE pants coming soon.

Scams to watch out for:
Some places will use the name "Angels Flight" or "Angel Flight" just to lure you in, without being able to divvy up the merchandise. That sucks, and you totally hate that shit. We know you do because we've heard it from several of you. It's worse than bait and switch, because when you are tempted with the super premium brand and shown the no-lead... you're not amused or easily confused. In fact, it pisses you off. And, when something pisses you off - you don't forget it. Because you're like that. Guess what? We like you just the way you are. You ain't gonna get no jive talkin' bullshit runaround, lure 'em in and they'll take something, anything kinda crap coming at ya from us.

Hey, sometimes we're full of shit, laughing our collective asses off, and entirely off the wall when we're writing silly stuff in our product descriptions, but aside from that... we have integrity when it comes to the way we're fronting the business.
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So, yeah. That's right. We're full of shit with integrity.

Deal with it.


Wednesday, February 01, 2006

70's Clothes for MEN ONLY!


























When it comes down to dressing 70's style, the more outrageously authentic you can afford to go - the better. With these magic platform shoes, no doubt you'll be doing the disco slide in fine form, man. Go for that seventies fashion flashback. Grow your hair out and get high in bona fide 1970's men's platform shoes!



DressThatMan.com has loads of men's original 1970's fashion. From polyester leisure suits to wild print 70's disco shirts and men's vintage things in between - gently preworn vintage and UNWORN mens vintage clothing. 

Friday, January 27, 2006

Vintage Clothing Online - Server Status Update

All Systems GO! We're back up and running.

The Disco Party is ON, baby!

earlier today we reported:
Our ecommerce hosting service has been temporarily interrupted. We began to experience intermittent problems on Thursday night. We have technicians working on the server now.

Before the crew at DressThatMan.com pulls their collective hair out completely, it looks like it's time for an upgrade folks!

You can expect another temp outage over the next few days as we switch servers. After that, we hope to be sailing smoothly. We'll let you know once the switch has been sucessfully made right here in this post.

It's a real bitch having this issue on an ecommerce site, although most people do have temporary outages from time to time on their servers because it's true to the theory that shit happens - it's always panic city here when it occurs.

Damn. It's not even noon yet and a cold beer sounds great.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Leisure Suits and 70's Disco Party Suits


All Leisure Suits and Disco Suits are NOT created equal. While it’s true that the REAL DEAL 1970's Leisure Suits and Jackets are made from 100% polyester - but, it’s important you know that not all 70's polyester suits are truly disco worthy suits.

You don’t want to show up at the shindig looking like someone’s Grandpa did in the 1970's, do you? We didn’t think so.

At DressThatMan.com, our mission is to - Dress THAT Man: meaning YOU (or a MAN you love), in some crackin' authentic vintage seventies disco clothes that will make YOU stand out in the crowd. Whether you are jetting off to a retro theme 70's Disco Party , are playing at gig with your band, or... you simply want to get funked up for a night out clubbing because you enjoy being unique when it comes to fashion - we’ll funk you up right and you'll be funked up all night.

Most of the 70's guys we dress pick prefer to pick out items individually. A pair of pants - bootcut, flares or bell bottoms - depending on preference; a big butterfly collar disco shirt and a 70's sportcoat.

Yeah. Every now and again you feel lucky, and if you’re lucky enough to find a 70's era disco suit - either 2 piece or 3, that fits you according to our measurements, then grab it. Because getting a 1970's vintage suit from our online racks that fits, means you’ll be getting the BONA FIDE DEAL sex appeal, far out ass kickin’, dance floor trippin’ seventies vibe, man. FULL ON.

*please handle yourself responsibly or responsively - whichever the case may be*


One thing we DON’T do at DressThatMan is haphazardly throw something together and call it a 70's Leisure Suit. And... whenever you buy a complete suit from us, the pants were actually MEANT to be with the jacket. We ain’t into doing ya like that. It’s not us. And, so many of you have let us know that you appreciate it.

Anything we get in the Suit Department that isn’t 100% polyester, but has definite 70's disco style, we’ll usually call a "disco suit" instead of a Leisure Suit. It’s important to be able to see what you are getting when you buy online. Which brings us again to mention the importance of high quality photos and the extra time we take to prepare our clothing for our online store display.


We can't stress quality enough. After an item has been determined to make the grade, we don't slipshod our customers by hurriedly throwing things together and slapping them up online in the store. We are extremely persnickety about our photography and the presentation of the items in our store. We care and it shows.

It’s not unheard of for us to take 20 pictures of one thing before we find pics we believe are a worthy representation. If an item has been in storage and is wrinkled, we commercially steam garments before photos are taken.

Why go through all the trouble steaming merchandise for our photos? Because there is nothing worse than pictures of wrinkled clothing that appear they have been wadded up and on the floor right before the photo shoot took place. We have too much pride in the way we operate than to diss you and/or our merchandise like that. The quick and dirty method isn’t us and never will be.

We care enough to create our presentations by dressing our trusty mannequin men here to display the vast majority of our merchandise. Of course, this procedure takes considerably more time... but, it’s our belief in seeing the end result that it is time well spent. You've told us that you want to see what the clothing looks like when it's on. Especially suits. While hanging on a hanger or laying flat, no suit will ever appear flattering.


We’re finicky and it shows. Presentation and quality matter to our company, and... to the most important component of our company....


....our customers.

That's the way you like it. Uh-huh!


It's all about YOU at DressThatMan.com

We have the proof in the reaction we receive from our customers. You guys are a damn riot.The pictures we have of some of you proud dudes in the customer gallery, well, well... all we can say is that you guys definitely keep us inspired and on top of our game!


The moral of the story is this - if you wanna stand out outfit to get up and get down in 70's style, there ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby! Tatty costume disco outfits and Grandad’s Polyester Suits just don’t make the grade.

Get FUNKED UP fashions - Do it Disco Style at DressThatMan.com

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Disco Shirts: Clothes for Porn Stars


Check out the newest addition to DressThatMan's Funky Fashion Hall of Fame.

Flanked by two other funked up party guys - we'd like to introduce Paris, the first Australian brave enough to send pictures for the gallery! Paris wore a super slinky deadstock Disco Shirt that fit him like a glove that he got from us, of course!

Between the shirt and the overall attitude and styling, Paris took home the award for "Best Porn Star Mo" at a gala fundraiser.

Grab a slinky Disco Shirt from our racks and, who knows... you could be the next award winning Porn Star in our gallery!


Saturday, January 21, 2006

the SEARCH for men's vintage clothing

It's absolutely hilarious sometimes how people find our site.

Checking over the recent list of keyword terms used to find the site, here's what made us laugh the hardest:

5. why men hide the remotes

4. pimp that azz

3. mens lipps service

2. down grab pull peek look

and the number one that made us laugh our asses off is this:
1. he is dressed up and look alike his sister

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Rock Stars LOVE Vintage Clothes!



At Dress That Man, we are continuing one hell of a run dishing out some super funky ass vintage clothes. Many of which have been as of late - getting snatched up by some talented musicians.

We're hoping to bring on board some MORE gallery guys and link up their band sites. When we do, we going to create a special section, a brand NEW gallery just for people in the entertainment industry donning our garments in pixel form - whether you're known locally or nationally - we'll be hooking you up in the NEW gallery, along with other celebrities we may get pics of in the future.

Because when you ROCK, you need clothes for the stage that are memorable. Not stuff anyone can go into a store and just shell out the cash and get. You want the one-of-a-kind stuff because you want to stand out when you take center stage.

As either a budding ROCK STAR or an established celeb in the entertainment industry, what you do it all for is to get your music out there. Because the more people listen to your music the more fullfilled the dream becomes. The more real it is.

The crew at DressThatMan.com is all about keeping it real.
So, cop some unique top quality vintage threads and send us pictures of yourself wearing 'em you're in performance mode or just standing there looking great. We'll hook you up in the gallery free of charge - along with links to your band site and mp3's if you got 'em.

Sometimes it not who you know - it's what you know.

Now you know - h
ook up with us, we'll help get your music out across the planet.


DressThatMan.com believes in living your dreams.



on a side note
Thanks to Jay for mentioning us in his blog! ::: & thanks to Joe for the heads up :::
jay's blog: linky vol. 007 - best of the linkroll

Monday, January 16, 2006

70's DISCO SHIRTS from Outer Space

Disco Shirt meets space travel - yes, Sir! Take a trip to the International Space Station in style with this galactic inspired Disco Shirt. If you knock on the Space Station door wearing this shirt, they’ll let you in - even IF you didn’t call first.

This retro relic makes Human Space flight seem more possible than ever before. Because once you don this 70's fashion beauty and hit the club, you are gonna totally blast off on the dance floor.

This specimen is a disco shirt collectors dream. RARE XL disco clothes for men in NEW, unworn condition, especially in the form of a photo print disco shirt like this one from the 1970's - well, it’s practically unheard of. We can assure you, this particular bad azz mens shirt is frickin’ rarer than a five armed neighbor with an English accent who volunteers to wash your car every Sunday.

This shirt also has the rare feature of fabric covered buttons and is suitable for an A-list Celebrity or any ROCK STAR who wants a shirt that nobody else can go out and buy.
Kick ass threads in the form of authentic vintage garments have a clear advantage.

Cop one for the copycat prevention, man.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

70's Disco Clothes for the Rich and Famous



DressThatMan.com has a clientele list that includes Hollywood celebrities along with others in the entertainment industry. While we'd love to be able to tell you who, we are sworn to secrecy because that's just they way we do business in the business.

BUT - check this out! We may have photos available soon from a well known kick ass musician's big surprise party, and we are as excited as hell at the prospect because this dude frickin' ROCKS, baby! So, stay tuned. His wife promised photographs to us and now we're just gonna wait and see what develops. Hopefully, we'll be able to sleep until then.

The fabulous pic above of our very own afro wearing disco man, our mascot Luis... now, he is a celebrity in his own right here at DressThatMan!

Luis is decked out right down to his platforms from DressThatMan stock he hand picked from our virtual online racks. It's guys like Luis that make our job FUN.

You can check him out in his retro loving glory, all funked up in 70's attire - Luis is a featured funky man in the gallery!


Thursday, January 12, 2006

Men's Vintage Clothing: Marketing - part 3

Today I present to you the "Grammar" slap we received this morning from Google AdWords. Yes. This is the same AD we got the smack for regarding our use of the alleged banned word FUNKED, which was later retracted.

This time it's for the use of the slang word "YA." Busted because of our grammer.

Imagine that shit. Us?


Here's a portion of what we received from the Google AdWords team:

AD TEXT:

Pimp Ya Hide, Man
Funked Up Retro 70's Disco Suits,
Men's Vintage Leisure Suits, Shirts
www.DressThatMan.com

Ad Status: Suspended - Pending Revision
Ad Issue(s): Grammar
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SUGGESTIONS:
-> Ad Text: Your ad text includes phrases that do not meet our grammar requirements. I suggest making the following change(s):

Current: "Ya"
Replace with: "Your"

Restraining my desire to pepper the email with YA throughout - here's my response to the Google AdWords team this morning:

Hello there Google AdWords people!

Argh! Not this again... LOL!

The reason we use the word "YA" in our AD is because it is a term we use frequently on the DressThatMan.com ecommerce site - but.... it is also the name of our blog on Google's Blogger titled, "Pimp Ya Hide, Man!" at DressThatMan.net - we have not used the word "YA" to circumvent space issues on ADwords.

Please consider an exception to this ADwords campaign and reinstate the recently disapproved AD which was pulled on "grammer." The AD is a popular one and we have emails from customers in regard to the AD appealing to their sense of humor, so... it IS an effective campaign for us.

AD TEXT:
Pimp Ya Hide, Man
Funked Up Retro 70's Disco Suits,
Men's Vintage Leisure Suits, Shirts
www.DressThatMan.com

Also please note: On December 26th, 2005 I received the following from AdWords support - this was AFTER receiving a letter disapproving an ad we ran containing the word (which was supposedly banned but was being used by ebay in AdWords) - "FUNKED." Please note that in THIS approved ad below, the word "YA" appeared not once, but twice:

12/26/2005 - from Google adwords regarding the allegedly banned word "FUNKED"

Hello Sam,

Thank you for your email.

I've confirmed that you currently have no disapproved ads, and your ad text with:

Pimp Ya Hide, Man
We'll Funk Ya Up in 70s Disco Suits
Men's Vintage Leisure Suits, Shirts
www.DressThatMan.com

is approved and running on Google.

Our AdWords Specialists review ads that run on Google to ensure that they comply with our advertising policies. I apologize if the prior disapproval of your ad was made in error. However, after reviewing your ad again, our Specialists have found that your ad meets all our Editorial Guidelines and advertising policies.

In the interim, I go in and change the AdWords Ad to read:

Pimp Dat Azz, Man
Funked Up Retro 70's Disco Suits,
Men's Vintage Leisure Suits, Shirts
www.DressThatMan.com

Which, OF COURSE... we KNOW will be yanked before it ever goes live!

Whatever will be will be. Sans caffeination, we were slightly annoyed this morning to get the email, but... once we had our coffee we began to laugh. Because it doesn't matter THAT much. If it isn't allowed in the end , we'll come up with something else. We know we will. Because we have a CRACK azz creative team here at DressThatMan.com!


UPDATE from Google! January 17th, 2006

Hello Sam,

Thank you for your reply. I apologize for any confusion.

Our AdWords Specialists review ads that run on Google to ensure that they
comply with our advertising policies. I apologize if the prior disapproval
of your ad was made in error. However, after reviewing your ad again, our
Specialists have found that your ad meets all our Editorial Guidelines and
advertising policies.

I've confirmed that your ad is approved and running on Google.

Thank you, and I apologize for any inconvenience.

Therefore... the AD stands... as it was.

Much ado about nothing.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Polyester is the Anti-Crease


Funking you up 70's style is all the rage over at DressThatMan.com - the reception you wild guys have given us has literally driven us to it. We are propelled to bring you the absolute best in 1970's clothing we can find.

We are currently fluttering about with anticipation. Why? We’ve just scored 35 kilos of NOS (new old stock) in the form of brand new, never been worn before 70's jackets and suits. The disco era stash is on its way to the warehouse now, it should wash ashore by the weeks end.

We’re completely savoring the groovy anticipatory feelings. Because we know the body buzz deadstock vintage gives the man who is totally into retro fashion. Especially the men who are vintage clothing purists. For them, this haul will make ‘em howl our name and squeal with delight at the potential.

2006 is looking nearly as good as our customers!

Which brings another subject to mind. The fact that not all of you men out there are willing to slide directly or indirectly into anything from the 1970's - new or not. Because you think it’s either sleazy, tacky, or... it’s just not you.

Yes, Sir. Indeed.

It could be all three, perhaps two or, just one of the above reasons that you’ve rushed to such, “no way - no how” judgement.

But wait! Ponder this. OK?

It’s a fact that oodles of fun can be derived from combining sleazy with tacky.

Don’t ask how we know that. We just know.

We also know that when it comes to wearing clothing from the 70's, that if you are not already sleazy or tacky, putting on the polyester will not make it happen. You will not flip, slip or slide into super slime bucket mode if you aren’t already there.

If you put 70's clothing on and say to yourself when you look in the mirror, ...“it’s just not me,” then you can attribute whomever you’ve turned into as the blame for a night of fun and debauchery with your new sleazy and tacky self. The option is there.

Alternatively, if you look in that mirror and say, ... “it’s just not me,” without a single smirk if even for a nanosecond, then... by all means, it sho’ ain’t.

So, git. ::: just kidding :::

Truth is, if you’re a classy guy to begin with, you won’t lose it by donning the miracle fiber found in this retro attire. You’ll still be you and retro chic. Quite possibly more effective at pulling it off and having a smashing time with your friends who will certainly be astonished by the unexpected factor.

Your amazing transformation into Mr. Polyester Super Funky Hero awaits you at DressThatMan.com!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Mens Fashion Police


Top 10 Sources for Mens-Fashion

DressThatMan's blog feed is now running in the Men's Fashion section of Top 10 Sources!

Since we've received the badge above, we've ordained ourselves as the DressThatMan Mens Fashion Police. Because we said it's so.

So.... watch out, comb your hair and put on fresh clothes while you surf the information super highway, because at any given time we will knock on your door, and pretend to be Publishers Clearinghouse. When you open the door, we'll quickly remove the Ed McMahon mask and reveal our true identity and shove that Top 10 badge in your face. Right before we funk you up big time.

We'll wrestle you to the floor, if need be, to put you in polyester flares from the 1970's that fit your thighs like a coat of thick paint. Then, we'll match it with a loud, tight 70's print disco shirt. Of course it'll be color coordinated with your pants. Then, on with the platform shoes. We'll sit on your knees if you protest.

After that, we'll stand you up and march you outside. You'll enter the black canvas tent covered with the DressThatMan.com logo on all 4 sides that's set up in your yard. Inside you'll see that the crew has set up a modified apparatus that once was a portable basketball hoop, but now sports a giant disco ball turning slowly to the right with 3 super powered halogen pin spotlights aimed at it.

Then, the music begins to play. The fog machine is turned on along with the police sirens and strobe lights. Depending on the mood, we'll blast out Funkytown by Lipps Incorporated or Macho Man by the Village people. You will be forced to dance while the crew films you for distribution on the net.

Once you've entered DressThatMan's RETRO
luscious land, you'll never be the same again.


Saturday, December 31, 2005

Men's Vintage Clothing: Marketing - part 2

Wrote to Google in regard to the yanked AdWords Ad containing the term FUNKED UP that I spoke of in the last post.

I pointed out to them that eBay was running an ad with the word FUNKED in it. And, hey... eBay is a BIG money maker and waaaay bigger than us here at DressThatMan, but - that really isn't the point, is it? It's the whole principal of the shady funked up deal, man.

If a word or term is banned on Google AdWords, then it is. For everyone.

Here's a portion of the response from the kind folks over at Google:

Hello Sam,


Thank you for your email.

I've confirmed that you currently have no disapproved ads, and your ad
text with:

Pimp Ya Hide, Man
We'll Funk Ya Up in 70s Disco Suits
Men's Vintage Leisure Suits, Shirts

is approved and running on Google.

Our AdWords Specialists review ads that run on Google to ensure that they comply with our advertising policies. I apologize if the prior disapproval of your ad was made in error. However, after reviewing your ad again, our Specialists have found that your ad meets all our Editorial Guidelines and advertising policies.

AHA!
An error was made.

It's OK to be
Funked Up again. We've got permission.

Happy New Year! Time to smack on that retro polyester kick ass bellbottom suit and get that party started.

I mean, to get completely far out and totally Funked Up.

To enable my head to ring in the New Year when I wake up tomorrow.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Men's Vintage Clothing: Marketing






Yesterday, Google sent us a little smack via email regarding one of the 3 ads we're running. It has amused us to the point we are still snickering.


The big picture: Hey, we know that they are just doing their job. We adore Google and if we weren't working here, we'd love to be working with them. They have a great thing going on. Who wouldn't want to jump on that bandwagon? They ROCK!
Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Marketing DressThatMan.com - our online vintage clothing store for men. Right now, chock full of mens funky fashions and ready more. We're excited about things to come.

Our recent pay-per-click ads place great emphasis on the 1970's disco clothing for men we're currently specializing in and featuring prominently on the site.
When it came to internet marketing, wanted something different, that approach appears to be working extremely well for us.

We decided to run a few ads beginning in the fall. We got the little smack for one of the 3 we're running.


Truthfully, the email from Google was nothing more than a standard form type letter, and we can assume it's basic protocol.


Here's a portion of the e-mail we received yesterday:

Our Google AD TEXT:
Pimp Ya Hide, Man
Funked Up Retro 70's Disco Suits,
Men's Vintage Leisure Suits, Shirts

www.DressThatMan.com

Ad Status: Suspended - Pending Revision

Ad Issue(s): Inappropriate Language

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SUGGESTIONS:
Ad Content: We do not allow text ads or image ads containing "Funked" to run on Google at this time. Please remove this inappropriate language from your ad, and we will be happy to run your ad on Google.

- - - > so, what did we do? - - - of course, we changed that particular AD!

To this:
Pimp Ya Hide, Man
We'll Funk Ya Up in 70s Disco Suits

Men's Vintage Leisure Suits, Shirts

www.DressThatMan.com

The hilarious thing about this is that we have an older ad that's been running for quite some time now.

It looks like this:


Mens 1970s Disco Clothes

get totally Funked Up 70's style
at
DressThatMan.com for Men only!

www.DressThatMan.com


It's still running! With the "not allowed" term, the banned, word FUNKED.
I suppose it won't be long until we get another email informing us to change the text on that AD. Especially because I'm pointing that out in blogger, Google's very own blog tool! Silly me.

The general consensus around here is that someone complained and Google looked into it and decided it was naughty and not nice. Which undoubtedly leaves us off a few Christmas lists.


But, hey... that's the way it goes. The complainer can feel free to send us a lump of coal.


Actually, if it WAS a complaint originating from someone in a similar line of business I think that is a marvelous compliment!
They are paying attention!

If the people at Google we're simply performing a routine check on their ads, clearly... they would have seen all 3 ads and noticed that naughty banned word, "FUNKED."


We can deduce from that information alone it wasn't an inside job at Google. Someone pointed out that particular ad to them.


Who cares who “reported” the ad?


We remain vastly amused.


So, funk off.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Leisure Suits exhaulted

Imagine that. Leisure Suits. Getting the respect they deserve at last. Disco fashion staple for men.

Enshrined in Henry Ford Museum in Detroit, Michigan we have one Leisure Suit ensemble on exhibit.


check it out!

Monday, December 12, 2005

there's a NEW MAN in town


While it's true that our mannequins don't exactly talk, we want you to know that they are highly capable of thought processing.

So, we developed a finely tuned method in which their thoughts would take over the keyboard and upload to blogger. And, we had to use stem cells from house mice to do it. We're working on the patent now. :::end:::

.... program initializing

.... ready to begin interface

.... connected



It's exhausting being one of the DressThatMan.com guys. You're forced to dance in between shoots. 16 hour days are not unheard of. Plus! Some of the stuff they make us wear, we peons have no say in it.

The boss doesn't believe it - but, the night staff has been known to slap us around. After an evening of such abuse, we barely rest when we are AGAIN listening to that relentless thumping, evil beat of DISCO music that never really goes away when the lights are off. Not even after the slapping is over.

How would you like to be a virtual concubine subject to the whims of your many masters while you are literally forced to change your clothes at the drop of a hat and pose for photographs on a daily basis? And... to wear colors that just don't look good on you. KNOWING the entire time that these photographs will appear on the... INTERNET! Lord knows what the pervs....

.... programming failure

.... transmission interupted

.... dump stack

Friday, December 09, 2005

NOS Vintage Suits 39R DEADSTOCK

We've just received 6 gorgeous mens vintage wool suits from a gentleman in California that were made by the the now defunct Michaels/Stern Company in Rochester New York. Deadstock, baby! Brand new old stock (NOS). >>> yes, that ALWAYS excites us <<<. Still with the tags attached and unhemmed, ready to alter to fit you perfectly pants.

The downside is that the only size we got was 39 Regular in all 6 suits. The upside is that there are some guys out there who can wear a 39R! These are the men are going to get incredibly lucky.

The suits are late 1960's to early 1970's. Perfect for the MOD look!

When we get some pics of 'em, we'll throw one up here.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Quality Vintage Clothing

We're so frickin' PICKY when it comes to our merchandise.
And...that's exactly WHY we have so many repeat customers!

We have declassified this TOP SECRET information, and are now prepared to divulge our highly technical methods and terminology to determine what we will sell on DressThatMan.com

If, in the course of garment inspection any of the following phrases are uttered, or variances thereof, the article is immediately placed into the rejection pile.

1. What in the hell is this?
2. Man, this smells like --- insert adjective of your choice here ---
3. This is - pick one > a.fake b.cheap repro c.a rag d.mine
4. I wouldn't coerce a muddy dog I didn't like to wear this shit.


DressThatMan.com Declassified
putting YOU in the know!

Monday, November 28, 2005

What is DEADSTOCK?


We get this question a lot. Just what is DEADSTOCK anyway?

We refer to items as "Deadstock" meaning they are unworn, essentially new, generally with original tags (but, not always!) or... in the original packaging VINTAGE clothing.

Deadstock is also often referred to as NOS - meaning New Old Stock.

So... now you know!



Wednesday, November 23, 2005

some guys have all the fun


Man, oh man! We just love our newest Gallery Guy Curtis there on the left. We really should blow up some huge pics of him partying in his Disco Clothes to hang in the warehouse to for motivational purposes. Every damn time we see his party pics it makes us smile - what a retro blast!

Friday, November 18, 2005

Disco Clothing - Passion for 70's Fashion

There’s something about mens 1970’s fashion that we absolutely love.

The wild disco print polyester shirts, shiny nylon shirts, the big butterfly collars, the flares and bellbottom pants, the crazy fun and super funky polyester leisure suits, the platform shoes... the 70’s was an era in mens vintage clothing that stands out and away from the others surrounding it.

Defined, at least in part, by the rhythmic beats of disco music - it was a decade of men's fashion distinction. Back in the 70’s, some people loved to hate disco music, and we think it’s because they we’re flat out trippin’ and jive talkin’ shit because they couldn’t dance. And, if you couldn’t shake that thang, why go to the club harboring thumpy beats? Although some of them kept on truckin’ past the discothèque fearing the boogie, other non-dancers made themselves at home there sitting at a table having drinks, while watching the show out on the lighted dance floor and keeping an eye on their friends gear. Fog machines pumping while the strobe lights add a trippy visual, police beacons, whistles & sirens, platforms bumping, hands clapping and waving in the air… it was so very Studio 54, in varying scales, all across the land.

That very same disco music from the 1970’s is making a HUGE resurgence in clubs worldwide today. It’s not all that different from techno pop, electronica, dance party house music being made now - because… if you’re hip to the real retro euro seventies groove you KNOW that music has clear Disco roots. If you never experienced the 70’s yourself, and you went to a club that mixed it up and sporadically played actual club music from that era – and we’re NOT talking strictly about the Disco music that was played on the radio – but, comparable to today's electronica and techno, mixed a bit, you may not even realize it’s music from the 70’s.

Now back to the Disco Clothes.

At DressThatMan.com…we’re totally flipped out, man. Right ON! Because we love the BUZZ that authentic 1970’s vintage disco clothing creates. You betcha. Mostly, WE LOVE getting modern men into 1970’s disco shirts. The wilder the better, baby! As well as seventies polyester Leisure Suits and bell bottom pants or flared leg pants, too. Why? We mainly love it because you can take the most straight laced guys and turn them into wild party men once they don our kick ass 1970’s threads. Disco clothing transforms these men into polyester super heroes.

It's just plain FUN!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

1970's Fashion brings out his WILD side...

Meet Curtis! A changed man once he slipped into a 70's leisure suit jacket, a funky disco shirt and a pair of polyester pants to go with those big azz platform shoes. DressThatMan's newest fashion icon is now featured in the customer gallery!

the retro quad squad gets the PARTY STARTED!

Yep. At DressThatMan.com we get 'em jumping, baby! These guys ARE definitely the life of any party... what's not to love, eh?

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Disco Clothing for MEN!


Our intention at DressThatMan.com was, starting in November, to put into our online stock many of the fine modern day and high quality vintage suits we have waiting patiently in the warehouse for prepping.

But,
NO!


The vast majority of our customers are still clamoring for MORE of the totally wild and FUNKED UP look in the form of men’s authentic vintage fashions from the 1970's. Huge butterfly collar super funky Disco Shirts, Leisure Suits and 70's bell bottoms and flared pants.

We're listening and we heard you loud and clear, man!

You want that far out, groovy retro seventies fashion and we’re dishing.

And, that's cool with us. Because we love the funk and you gotta have it.

Oh, yeah...


...who is THAT man dressed in Vintage Clothing?



A man with a flair for astonishing style certainly gets the looks. People can’t help but notice him.

A confident walk through the mall wearing a vintage 3 piece suit will prove the fact. If he’s bold enough to wear a fine hat with his suit, he’ll prove it all the more. While the sight of a man wearing a proper hat was the norm up through the 1950's, it’s a sight rarely seen today. Wear one and you’ll draw stares.

No, baseball caps do not count as proper hats. A cap it is, and they make no true fashion statement. In fact, the more we stared at them the more we thought they looked silly. Like a beanie. Yep. Off with that propeller and on with a brim. That’s the only difference. Drop the prop and give it a bill as a slight upgrade.

While we agree that everything has its place - baseball caps are fine if you are actually on the team or you are watching an outdoor sporting event, golfing or fishing in the sun. They epitomize casual wear and are never part of any manly formalities. In fact, they look a lot like the protective noggin gear that is often observed on small humans. You know, those who drool and haven’t yet attained the speech required to say, "take this damn thing off me!" Except that yours doesn’t tie under your chin.

When you are daring enough to be wearing a 3 piece vintage suit, get yourself under a Fedora. The classic look of the 30's, 40's and 50's. Made popular by gangsters and adopted by the elite as well as the common man.

Humphrey Bogart and Cary Grant had it going on, baby. A 3 piece suit *and* a Fedora. That look that’ll get the looks is so old Hollywood cool. Snapper dapper, dashingly distinguished. You’ll be sure to stand out in any crowd.

For added savior fare, rent yourself a vintage vehicle and tool around town.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

1970's Disco Shirts

What's not to love in a shimmering 70's shirt? Some shirts are meant to be out clubbing in. Hit the dance floor with this sexy number because it was made to shine under the lights!


See our current collection of genuine 1970's mens vintage disco shirts here.

It's all GOOD at DressThatMan.com!

We don't actually have a rating system for our merchandise.

Why?

Because it's all good, baby.

If you WANT to buy stained, strained and worn out, ripped up rags and stuff, then DressThatMan.com is NOT where you want to shop. We take pride in the high quality of our vintage merchandise. And, if and when there ever are any issues with something - we're entirely up front with it. Very few items we carry have major issues... unless it's just too damn cool to destroy.

We love that about us!

While we change and evolve with you into whatever we will become, that's one thing that will never change.


Sunday, November 06, 2005

What to wear to a 70's Party...

Nathan and Kathy have surely got it going on in that seventies sort of way! Check 'em out, decked out head to toe in far out and super funky 70's attire. That's the way we like it. Uh huh!

Wild man on the loose in Michigan!


Belting out a tune in a pair of vintage deadstock pants, new gallery man Josh rocks with the Buttplugz. Although the other picture he sent us made us laugh the most, the boss won't let us post it because, well.... errrr.... Josh knows why!

Monday, October 31, 2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

the Men who wear Authentic Vintage Clothing ROCK!



Retrolucious, baby! The crew at DressThatMan.com thanks all of you guys (and women, too) out there who have been shopping on the site in October 2005. This month you've picked off some of the best of our Mens super funky, pimpin' disco 1970's clothes. You kept us hopping around the shop, answering questions, having a laugh, prepping orders and generally going nuts in the pursuit of fitting you in the best party clothes we had. Along with pulling things off the racks that didn't even make it to the site!

This weekend is chock full of Halloween parties across the land, and we'll be imagining all the wild retro men out there smiling and partying heartily who are outfitted by DressThatMan. Lots of big ass bell bottoms, butterfly collar disco shirts, and polyester leisure suits.... a literal disco inferno spread across the USA. We hope that you all get your freak on and move to the groove and basically have a big ol' damn BLAST!

Not to worry, we'll be doing some major partying and kicking back after Friday. We deserve some chill time and we're gonna take it.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Vintage Clothing and MORE for Men

DressThatMan.com is much more that an ordinary Men's vintage clothing website. While it's true that lately we've been promoting all of of funky 1970's fashions, the truth is that we are all excited about the fantastic top quality vintage and modern day high end merchandise that we will soon begin concentrating on in November. We have some wonderful top quality mens suits to add to the site. Get ready to get dressed up. The new year is closer than you think and some of you men out there could very well make a resolution to concentrate more on developing your own unique sense of style. The trendsetting men who shop at DressThatMan don't always follow every runway fashion trend in order to "fit in" with what's "in" according to the magazines and other forms of media - they know that in the long run they make a definite statement by puchasing what they like, and wearing it well by getting a proper fit. Clothes that make a man look good will make him feel good. That confident feeling is priceless.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

DressThatMan.com Media Press Kit

DressThatMan announces a new addition to the site.

Our Media Press Kit
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get it HERE

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Just say NO to Crack

Childhood memories. You just have to love them.


Yes, I confess. My father was a virtual master at the deplorable showing of ass crack.

Ugh. The fashion coupe de grace disgrace. Like the trailer trash welcoming committee must be hiding in the bushes. Waiting silently for the cue to drag you on Jerry Springer’s stage. To reveal a sordid secret.

Dad’s crack secret wasn’t actually a secret to begin with. That split screen was a fact. Plain as the light of day and like the crack of dawn, the predictable appearance of the crack of Dad loomed on the posterior horizon. He didn’t do crack in private, he did crack in public. For the world to see, albeit sporadically. Like whenever he crouched down or bent over.


It was like Dad lost his ass in an unfortunate accident nobody spoke of. Truth is, neither my brothers or my sister can recall any backroom gossip explaining it. Because when he was standing, Dad frequently tugged on his pants. Not that they would ever fall down mind you but, due to his condition he was continually in a state of adjustment. He probably wasn’t even aware of it. But it seemed that somewhere along the line, he had lost most of the ass that may have once held up his pants.

He’d be in the garage crouched down welding. Sparks would be flying like the fourth of July. Rooster’s tail style. One to the left and one to the right. Protective welding helmet down. And, there was the ass crack. Peeking out between a dark work shirt and a pair of jeans. He never worried about the sparks in the crack. We used to laugh about it.


It was never a style that was trendy then, nor will it ever be. Not even in a million years.

Dad died several years ago. Unrelated to ass crack exposure.


But, still….


….we'll miss that ass.

Monday, October 10, 2005

FUNKY FASHION HALL OF FAME


Check out John, our newest member of the DressThatMan Funky Fashion Hall of Fame!

Wow, man. This is one cool retro happening dude. John and his girlfriend Sarah wowed the crowd at their 2005 Homecoming. In fact, he and his Farrah Fawcett look-a-like girlfriend Sarah were approached by the limo company to dress up in their retro clothes for a photo shoot the company wants to use in an advertising brochure.

More proof that good things happen when you shop at DressThatMan for the best in retro revival and trendsetting mens fashion. Thanks for sharing your image with us John!


click here to check out John and Sarah

Friday, September 30, 2005

Disco Party - get out the PLATFORM SHOES !

How many men twisted their ankles wearing platforms back in the 70's? There has to be an injury log out there somewhere, because most of us have seen guys in flat shoes fall on their asses in the club. Generally while trying to perform a stunt on the dance floor, or... just before closing time.

We can't imagine some of the guys we know having the impediment of wearing such shoes while trying to navigate anything. Apparently, back in the 70's, it wasn't a problem. These shoes were super styling, super fly pimp daddy-o freaky cool to the nth degree. No doubt there were people staring at these bad ass shoes 30 plus years ago and wishing they could only be so damn cool.

Foot stomping, jive talkin', platform pumping, leisure suit, tight disco shirt wearing hot ass stud muffin. And if he could pull off the moves and swivel those hips on the lighted dance floor, he was the farkin' KING.

Leisure suit jacket comes off, hung on the back of his bar chair and he's back on the dance floor. The shirt is tucked in, the flares or big bells are skin tight and he's groovin' to the thump of the bass. Fog machine and strobe lights make even the people who can't dance look like they can. And, if you're stoned on your ass after that visit to your car with your friends in the parking lot to smoke some weed and are now sitting in your seat, you're staring at the whole picture unaware that your mouth is open and you look like a dork and a half. You may as well get on the dance floor and do a twirling whirling dervish under the strobe in the fog just because, well... it'll freak out people who know you.

We can't tell you how many disco shirts we've picked up only to find what appears to be pot seed burns on them, but... it's been a LOT. So... if you're looking for something like that, let us know. Most of them don't make the transition to being put up on DressThatMan.com. But, we always seem to keep a few around.

You can score a stoners shirt from the 70's.

Munchies not included.


Tuesday, September 27, 2005

vintage clothing GUAYABERA shirts


hand embroidered GUAYABERA SHIRT

Looking for a mexican wedding shirt? We only wish we had 500 of these, in all sizes - but, no... we have this ONE special shirt in a size small. Some man will get lucky in this shirt, we just know it. Because it's so frickin' kick ass in its design that it's bound to garner some major macho mojo.

The shirt is becoming impatient to have some new life put into it. We swear we heard it speaking in a deep baritone voice with a huffy overtone, "...where is that bastard, I'm so tired of waiting... if I knew anything about him - anything... I'd hunt him down and jump on his back."

Yeah. Work long and hard enough and this stuff mumbles.

Really.



Friday, September 23, 2005

70s Disco Party Clothes for Men


Looking for mens polyester 1970's Disco Leisure Suits? Look no further than DressThatMan.com !

We've been having a damn BLAST putting together some of the funkiest stuff for you retro party guys, and we can tell you that we're having a hard time keeping stock because these suits are literally flying off the shelves.

Bell bottoms and wild disco shirts are prime items for fun men on planet earth. Get that man in a crazy AUTHENTIC disco shirt and his personality changes immediately. We've had such an amazing reception from all of you wild men that we can barely keep up with your demands for the best of the best in retro 70s party attire.

The crew at DressThatMan just wants to say.... we LOVE you guys!

And, thanks for all of the compliments you've given us lately - especially the ones we would never publish publicly. It keeps us inspired even when we are dead ass tired.

If you haven't checked us out, get over here before all of the goods are entirely picked over.

The work day is done for us. It's Friday night and we're heading out for a night on the town. We'll quaff some for you, eh?

Hopefully, our heads will be clear and we'll get some major work done by the time we're back at it when Monday rolls around.

PARTY!


Wednesday, September 21, 2005

ZIP HISTORY & how zippers work

Zip it up. And, unzip it, too. Because zippers ROCK. But, where in the world did they come from?

The history of the zipper goes back to an invention patented in 1851 'Automatic, Continuous Clothing Closure.' Patented by Elias Howe who invented the Sewing Machine.

Perhaps it was the success of the sewing machine, which caused Elias not to pursue marketing his clothing closure. As a result, Howe missed his chance to become the recognized 'Father of the Zip.' Instead, f
orty-four years later, Mr. Whitcomb Judson (who also invented the 'Pneumatic Street Railway') marketed a 'Clasp Locker' a device similar to the 1851 Howe patent. Being first to market it gave Whitcomb the credit of being the 'Inventor of the Zipper', However, his 1893 patent did not use the word zipper. The Chicago inventor's 'Clasp Locker' was a complicated hook-and-eye shoe fastener. Together with businessman Colonel Lewis Walker, Whitcomb launched the Universal Fastener Company to manufacture the new device. The clasp locker had its public debut at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair and met with little commercial success.

Swedish-born (who later immigrated to Canada), Gideon Sundback, an electrical engineer, was hired to work for the Universal Fastener Company. Good design skills and a marriage to the plant-manager's daughter Elvira Aronson led Sundback to the position of head designer at Universal. He was responsible for improving the far from perfect 'Judson C-curity Fastener.' Unfortunately, Sundback's wife died in 1911. The grieving husband busied himself at the design table and by December of 1913, he had designed the modern zipper.

Gideon Sundback increased the number of fastening elements from four per inch to ten or eleven, had two facing-rows of teeth that pulled into a single piece by the slider, and increased the opening for the teeth guided by the slider. The patent for the 'Separable Fastener' was issued in 1917. Sundback also created the manufacturing machine for the new zipper. The 'S-L' or scrapless machine took a special Y-shaped wire and cut scoops from it, then punched the scoop dimple and nib, and clamped each scoop on a cloth tape to produce a continuous zipper chain. Within the first year of operation, Sundback's zipper-making machinery was producing a few hundred feet of fastener per day.

The popular 'zipper' name came from the B. F. Goodrich Company, when they decided to use Gideon's fastener on a new type of rubber boots or galoshes and renamed the device the zipper, the name that lasted. Boots and tobacco pouches with a zippered closure were the two chief uses of the zipper during its early years. It took twenty more years to convince the fashion industry to seriously promote the novel closure on garments.

In the 1930’s, a sales campaign began for children's clothing featuring zippers. The campaign praised zippers for promoting self-reliance in young children by making it possible for them to dress in self-help clothing. The zipper beat the button in the 1937 in the "Battle of the Fly," when French fashion designers raved over zippers in men's trousers. Esquire magazine declared the zipper the "Newest Tailoring Idea for Men" and among the zippered fly's many virtues was that it would exclude "The Possibility of Unintentional and Embarrassing Disarray." Obviously, the new zippered trouser owners had not yet discovered the experience of forgetting to zip-up.

The next big boost for the zipper came when zippers could open on both ends, as on jackets. Today the zipper is everywhere, in clothing, luggage and leather goods and countless other objects. Thousands of zipper miles produced daily, meet the needs of consumers, thanks to the early efforts of the many famous zipper inventors.

--- History of the Zipper can be found on about.com by Mary Bellis
---- Find out HOW zippers work at howstuffworks... we LOVE that site!

Thursday, September 08, 2005

The history of Harris Tweed



Last evening a vintage Harris Tweed coat arrived. Whoa. The jacket was made in England in Manchester and is dated in the pocket as 1955. EXCELLENT condition and we couldn't be more thrilled. We've sold many jackets, blazers and coats made of Harris Tweed. But, this one was special. Naturally due to our inquisitive nature, we wanted to know more about Harris Tweed.

Everything that you'd ever want to know about Harris Tweed can be found here.

What is Harris Tweed?
Harris Tweed is cloth that has been handwoven by the islanders of Lewis, Harris, Uist and Barra in their homes, using pure virgin wool that has been dyed and spun in the Outer Hebrides.

The history...
The story of Harris Tweed is the story of a remote island community that lies between the Highlands of Scotland on the north west tip of Europe and the North Atlantic Ocean.

For centuries the islanders of Lewis, Harris, Uist and Barra have woven the magical cloth the world knows as Harris Tweed, Clo Mhor
in the original Gaelic- 'The big cloth'.

From time immemorial, the inhabitants of the West of Scotland, including the Outer Hebrides had made cloth entirely by hand. As the Industrial Revolution reached Scotland, the mainland turned to mechanisation but the Outer Islands retained their traditional processes. Lewis and Harris had long been known for the excellence of the weaving done there, but up to the middle of the nineteenth century, the cloth was produced mainly for home use or for a purely local market.

In 1846, Lady Dunmore, widow of the late Earl of Dunmore, had the Murray tartan copied by Harris weavers in tweed. This proved so successful that Lady Dunmore devoted much time and thought to marketing the tweed to her friends and then to improving the process of production. This was the beginning of the Harris Tweed industry. At that time the method of making this handmade was as follows:

The raw material, wool, was produced locally and part of it would have been used in its natural uncoloured state, the rest was dyed. In the 19th century vegetable dyes were used. Following dyeing, the wool was mixed, the shade being regulated by the amount of coloured wool added; then it was oiled and teased; the latter process involves pulling the wool apart to open out the fibres. The next part of the preparation, carding, results in the fibres of the wool being drawn out preparatory to spinning. This was a very lengthy process followed by spinning carried out on familiar spinning-wheel by women. Until the turn of the century a very early type of handloom was used for weaving with a manually operated shuttle. The final process is finishing where the tweed is washed and given a raised compact finish. The involved in this process was often accompanied by songs in Gaelic.

As a result of the marketing efforts of Lady Dunmore, increased sales of the tweed were achieved and trade was established with cloth merchants in large towns in the UK.

At about the turn of the century the primitive small loom was replaced by the improved "fly-shuttle" loom. This was made of wood and heavier than the earlier loom tending to make weaving an occupation for men rather than women. Although originally imported from the Galashiels a local joiner started making the new type of loom in 1903.

Between 1903 and 1906 the tweed making industry in Lewis increased rapidly. Mr Aeneas Mackenzie's carding mill in Stornoway added spinning machinery and a second mill was started by Mr Kenneth Mackenzie from whom one of the largest Harris Tweed producing companies in existence takes its name today.

At a meeting in Stornoway in 1906 efforts were considered for placing the industry on a more satisfactory footing. This was a most harmonious meeting and as the Trade Marks Act had been passed in 1905 making provision for a registration of Standardisation Marks, it seemed to be novel opportunity to end the increasing practice of offering mill-spun tweed as genuine Harris Tweed.

This meant the introduction of a system of whereby the tweed was inspected and, if passed, given a certifying stamp which would give confidence to the trade and public. A company limited by guarantee was formed under the title The Harris Tweed Association Limited. This was mainly to ensure the grant of a mark and an application was filed to register the well-known Harris Tweed Trade mark consisting of the orb and the Maltese Cross with the words Harris Tweed underneath. One of the objectives of obtaining a Mark was to protect the industry from the competition of the spinning mills.

The original definition read,"Harris Tweed means a tweed, hand-spun, hand-woven and dyed by the crofters and cottars in the Outer Hebrides".

The Certification Mark was granted in 1909, registered in 1910 and stamping began in 1911. Amended Regulations were confirmed in June 1934 and the following was promulgated, "Harris Tweed means a tweed made from pure virgin wool produced in Scotland, spun, dyed and finished in Outer Hebrides and hand-woven by the islanders at their own homes in the Islands of Lewis , Harris, Uist, Barra and their several purtenances and all known as the Outer Hebrides".

There could be added in legible characters to the Trade Mark, the words "Woven in Lewis", "Woven in Harris", "Woven in Uist" or "Woven in Barra" for the purpose of distinguishing where the tweed was made".

The alteration in the Trademark Definition in 1934, allowing the use of millspun yarn, enabled the industry to make a huge leap in production. The stamped yardage increased tenfold and continued to increase till the peak figure of 7.6 million yards was reached in 1966.

The Hattersley single width loom The introduction of the Hattersley domestic loom in the 1920s enabled the weavers to produce more and to weave complicated patterns that could not be woven on the large wooden looms that were used for the previous 50 years.

This loom was brought to the islands by Lord Leverhulme who owned Lewis and Harris for some years and introduced many changes with mixed results.

The Hattersley loom is still used in the industry but is being replaced by the new Bonas-Griffith double width loom which was introduced in 1996 to satisfy market demands for wider, softer, lighter Harris Tweed. The Harris Tweed Association was the proprietor of the famous "Orb" Trademark. Throughout this century the HTA protected and promoted the Orb all over the world. The success of the industry meant that competitors tried to imitate Harris Tweed or pass off other fabrics as genuine. Much of the competition was from mainland Scotland and this led to a case at the Court of Session in 1964 that was, for a long time, the longest civil case in Scottish legal history. The judgement by Lord Hunter re-inforced the 1934 definition that tied all production processes to the Outer Hebrides and removed the threat of mainland competition. The years following the 1964 case were the most successful ever for Harris Tweed but, by the late 1980s the industry had begun to contract as fashions changed and the Harris Tweed jacket became less popular. The industry set out to transform itself by:

* producing a new double width loom
* re-training weavers
* introducing new, tougher Standards
* marketing the new wider, softer, lighter tweed.

The Harris Tweed Authority took over from the Harris Tweed Association in 1993 by Act of Parliament. Thus the definition of Harris Tweed became statutory and forever tied the cloth to the Islands:

Harris Tweed means a tweed which has been hand woven by the islanders at their homes in the Outer Hebrides, finished in the islands of Harris, Lewis, North Uist, Benbecula, South Uist and Barra and their several purtenances (The Outer Hebrides) and made from pure virgin wool dyed and spun in the Outer Hebrides.

The late 90s are a difficult time for the British textile industry and Harris Tweed is no exception. However there is confidence that the hard decisions taken to reform the industry will eventually bear fruit and secure the future of this unique product.

The history of Harris Tweed from its origins right up to the 1993 Act of Parliament has been published by Acair Ltd of Stornoway, Isle of Lewis ( Tel: +44 (0) 1851 703020).

All text above is from the harristweed.com website and is their property.

Check out their website! See how Harris Tweed is made.

DressThatMan in Harris Tweed !

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

the miracle of POLYESTER


Polyester began as a group of polymers in W.H. Carothers' laboratory. Carothers was working for DuPont at the time when he discovered that alcohols and carboxyl acids could be successfully combined to form fibers. Polyester was put on the back burner once Carothers discovered nylon. A group of British scientists took up Carothers' work in 1939. In 1941 they created the first polyester fiber called Terylene. In 1946 DuPont bought all legal rights from the Brits and came up with another polyester fiber which they named Dacron.

Polyester said "hello there" to the American public in the year 1951. It was originally promoted as a miracle fiber that could be worn for 68 days straight without ironing and still look presentable. Although we've naturally been tempted, DressThatMan has not yet tested this theory. We're most curious what might happen if we stretched it to 69 days.

In 1958 another polyester fiber called Kodel was developed by Eastman Chemical Products, Inc. Polyester was in expansion mode. Since it was inexpensive and durable fiber, small textile factories popped up nationwide, producing cheap polyester garments. Polyester experienced a constant growth well into the 1970's and even a period of a shortage in the mid 70's when demand peaked. Before the 70's ended, sales drastically declined. Most likely influenced due to the negative public image that emerged as a result of the public scourge, outfit enemy #1 known as the polyester double-knit leisure suit. Polyester was seen as cheap and tacky. Not to mention its unbreathable qualities during the height of the disco era. A deadly combination.

Polyester is quite friendly and plays well with other fibers. It's a common ingredient in cotton blends to help lend a no-iron label to a wide production line. Mainly because it's cheap to produce, is durable and coupled with the wrinkle resistant properties, it all feeds into the public lazy at large factor. How many of us iron on a regular basis anymore? Most don't. For the most part, we can thank our friend polyester for that. The magic of science and chemicals.

Never EVER iron 100% polyester anything directly with a hot iron. If you must wad up and wrinkle your poly products, steam them instead - even though a warm iron will generally do the trick it's best to avoid the ugly mess and chancing the possibility of melting a petrochemical fiber and adhering it permanently onto your iron and ruining your garment. Although you can safely iron poly stuff with a towel or some other cotton fabric down on top of the polyester, the crew at DressThatMan.com prefers steaming everything to ironing. It's way more fun than ironing, too.

Nylon, polyester and acrylic tend to be slow to ignite but once ignited, severe melting and dripping occurs. So be careful. Polyester is resistant to flame ignition, but once ignited it melts like hot cheese and sticks to things.

Yikes. But oddly enough, it's the polyester blends with cotton that have higher flammable qualities. Probably because cotton likes to burn and polyester likes to drip and stick. But, silk is the worst. It has a high flash burn rate which can actually be increased by the color dyes and other additives used in its production.

As could be predicted, heavy, tight weave fabrics will burn slower than loose weave, light fabrics of the same material. The surface texture of the fabric also affects flammability. Fabrics with long, loose, fluffy pile or "brushed" nap will ignite more readily than fabrics with a hard, tight surface, and in some cases will result in flames flashing across the fabric surface.

Wool is naturally flame-retardant. If ignited, it generally has a low burning rate and much higher probability rate that it will self-extinguish. Glass fibers and modacrylic are nearly flame-resistant. These synthetic fibers are designed and manufactured to possess flame-retardant properties.

Enough about flaming and burning undesirables. Let's move back to the object of our passionate petrochemical romance. Polyester. Onto its resurgence.

Our current day passion for the charm of petrochemical polyester is embraced through the development of luxurious fibers such as the polyester microfiber. The masses adore it. Microfibers are riding a wave of popularity thus predicting a very bright future for our friend polyester. Technology has been enabled us to produce polyester filaments used that are finer than silk. The products created are breathable and water repellant and durable, too. The miracle fiber has given us polar fleece and our collective hearts were again warmed to polyester. Blankets and clothing to keep us all snuggly and cuddly microfibers made us fall for wrinkle resistant polyester again.

The invention that overcame its tacky factor reputation by surviving a major scourge has become a supernatural synthetic. The marvels of science and the resulting invention of microfiber polyester is gaining a major reputation as a luxury fabric that will surely be here to stay for years to come.

The crew at DressThatMan salutes the magic of science for giving us polyester. Daily.

We no longer have to be made to feel cheap, tacky and generally tawdry because of our passion for polyester.

Now we can feel all of those things just because we are.


for more information about fireproofing fabrics go here